|Live A Live|
|What were the good people at Squaresoft doing in 1994 when they weren't watching Neon Genesis Evangelion? Why, writing games with strikingly similar plots, of course! Teenage mech pilots with psychological problems, ancient deities reincarnated as giant robots, meaningless symbolism, and depressing endings where everyone dies abound! And, for added measure, they threw in cowboys, cavemen, ninjas, kung-fu masters, and several freakishly huge goldfish monsters! Truly a masterpiece.
And, if you need the translation patch, get it here
|Believe it or not, it actually isn't the worst thing ever. Bravo! You Win! with Bokosuka Wars.|
|Joy Mech Fight|
|Crazy jumbles of disembodied limbs. A mad scientist that rivals even Dr. Wily in sheer evil stupidity. And a giant pink comedian robot. What more would you want from a title like Joy Mech Fight?|
|With only a back-talking sidekick, a hat that looks like a little house, and about 5000 frames of animation at your disposal, you must vanquish the evil hopping demons to the land of wind and ghosts. Complete with enough groin punching to warrant it a place in "The Pain!!!", if I hadn't written it already. Just remember to watch out for SEALENTERs.|
|The Go Go Ackman trilogy|
|Akira Toriyama and Banpresto, together? Damn, this can't be good.|
|From the company that brought you bad puns such as Fernandeath, comes Ufouria.|
|You all know the Ice Climbers from their semi-triumphant return in the upcoming GameCube game, Smash Bros. Melee. This is where they started.|
|A-EARTH WAS IN TERRIBLE CRISIS IN THE YEAR 2015. Save teddy bears and fight Melon Bread.
Also, special feature: Alien Soldier Intro.
|Even after the release of Beer Party, this remains Jaleco's strangest product. Honestly.|
|Three words perfectly describe this game: Semi-Automatic Turban.|
|Waku Waku 7|
|Inbetween things more important than writing for this website, I wrote an article about the best 2D fighting game ever. And guess what: it's a sequel to something else. Surprisingly, though, it's not from Capcom...|
|Money Idol Exchanger|
| Heartwarming tale of a schoolgirl, her money, and the hardships they face together. The greatest idea in marketing shoujo games since the introduction of dating simulations to Star Trek fans. Complete with measurements, just in case you want information on how to make your own life-sized inflatable Debtmiser doll.*
* DarkScarfy does not in any way support the manufacture of inflatable Debtmiser dolls.
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